March 08, 2003

Hippety-hop, Hippety-hop, Bang bang you're dead

For anyone wondering why little Johnny still can't read, even after they've upped his Ritalin dosage:

On sale now at a Kmart or Walgreens near you: the military-themed Easter basket, "in which the traditional chocolate rabbit centerpiece has been displaced by plastic military action figures and their make-believe lethal paraphernalia." What's next: the Easter egg hunt as search-and-destroy mission? The good news about this mindless marketing of gratuitous violence: no chocolate bunny equals less sugar, and that adds up to fewer cavities.

Posted by Invisible Adjunct at March 8, 2003 07:51 PM